They might be Haikus.

I drew this picture forever ago, but it works for this post:

So I found out from the Wiki, I believe, that TMBG did a thing on Their myspace asking for haikus. They issued a 'Haiku challenge' apparently.
I don't have a myspace.
I don't want one.....
But I do like doing geeky things, and since They incouraged me..
...instead of doing more important things, i wrote some.
you know, like in solidarity, and why not?

They are broken up into sections:

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The Problem:

I'm no myspace ho
They tell us to write poems
Oh, you silly Johns.
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On John(s):

Hey you, John Linnell!
Will you teach me the ways of
an accordian?
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Flansy! What is up?
Love your glasses and tummy
a nerd teddy bear.
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The concert poems:

My senior year of

high school. You play nearby me.

very memorable.

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I was front row at
the centre college show and
you played doctor worm
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I was up front and
I think you smiled at me
but I looked down, John.
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You didn't play my
favorite song but that is
okay. How could you know?
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You didn't come out

afterwards. You are shy, I

know. ...I wish you had.

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They might be giants!
Please tour kentucky again!
Hey! Take my money!
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"Fandom" poems:

I have some coffee
here. Would you like a sugar?
Do you prefer black?
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All i want to do
is to punch "crying girl". Does
this make me evil?
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They Might Be Giants
on the internet! Just say
no to slash fiction!

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Song Poems:

The nature of zen

What's that blue thing doing here?

That is beautiful.
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I like you a lot
You taught me about mammals.
and Mister K Polk.
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Went to Chicago
Saw Ensor at museum
you bet i was glad!
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James K. Polk was a
manifest destiny jerk.
I think you knew that

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Other Poems:

They are lucky. I
wish Sarah Vowell was my friend.
...I guess I would drive.
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Ah, My cassette broke.
Wish I had ya on vinyl
I dropped my iPod.
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John! guitar solo!
Everything is catching on
fire! so worth it.
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If you read all that, you are 1. a very good friend. 2. probably now clinically insane. 3. Might hate me now. 4. If you don't know who They Might Be Giants are and read this. then... what is wrong with your life?